Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 13, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Hamida (Guest) on March 10, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Shamim (Guest) on March 10, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 28, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Chum (Guest) on February 21, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Hekima (Guest) on February 12, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 10, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Shukuru (Guest) on February 6, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 27, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mashaka (Guest) on January 7, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Abubakar (Guest) on January 2, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Furaha (Guest) on December 29, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 28, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Omari (Guest) on December 28, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Zainab (Guest) on December 25, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mzee (Guest) on December 12, 2017
😁 This is gold!
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 27, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 23, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 10, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Safiya (Guest) on October 27, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Asha (Guest) on October 8, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Latifa (Guest) on October 6, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Khalifa (Guest) on October 4, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Salum (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 20, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 5, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Latifa (Guest) on August 29, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 29, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Chiku (Guest) on August 23, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 11, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Mariam (Guest) on July 3, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 2, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 2, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Sofia (Guest) on June 28, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 25, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
Arifa (Guest) on June 22, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Khatib (Guest) on June 18, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 17, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Omar (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 9, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Josephine (Guest) on May 31, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 26, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Chum (Guest) on May 21, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 11, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 4, 2017
😄 You got me!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 27, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯