Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! ๐๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 8, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Tabu (Guest) on February 18, 2018
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 1, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Abdullah (Guest) on January 25, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 25, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 24, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 24, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 28, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 22, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 21, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Jamila (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Wande (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 7, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 2, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 20, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 25, 2017
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 30, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on August 25, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Nashon (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Nyota (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 8, 2017
๐ Instant mood boost!
Mustafa (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Rahma (Guest) on July 31, 2017
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 14, 2017
๐ That punchline was epic!
Zawadi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 31, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Jafari (Guest) on May 17, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Rashid (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 25, 2017
๐ So funny!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Halima (Guest) on April 17, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Selemani (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Hassan (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Rahim (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Rubea (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Amani (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Nyota (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ