Which Budgie owns the cage?

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 2, 2017

😄 Too good!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 16, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 31, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 6, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 27, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 8, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 30, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 8, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 4, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 21, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 12, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 11, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 3, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 3, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Nassar (Guest) on March 31, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Juma (Guest) on March 22, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Salma (Guest) on March 18, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 12, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 10, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 3, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Selemani (Guest) on March 2, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Jafari (Guest) on March 1, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 14, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 12, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Makame (Guest) on January 2, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Ndoto (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 24, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Zuhura (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Khamis (Guest) on December 9, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Selemani (Guest) on December 4, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Baridi (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 23, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 17, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 10, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 26, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 22, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 15, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Zakia (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 26, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 26, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Fadhili (Guest) on September 19, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣