Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Biashara (Guest) on February 14, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Jaffar (Guest) on February 2, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Khatib (Guest) on February 1, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Baridi (Guest) on January 31, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Muslima (Guest) on January 30, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 18, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 12, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 3, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 25, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 20, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Chum (Guest) on December 19, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Leila (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 29, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Salima (Guest) on November 18, 2017

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 9, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on November 5, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 3, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Bahati (Guest) on October 31, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Rahim (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Fadhila (Guest) on October 13, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 13, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Nasra (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on September 14, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 6, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Jamila (Guest) on August 29, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Umi (Guest) on August 25, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

John Lissu (Guest) on August 16, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 12, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 8, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Rahim (Guest) on August 5, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Maulid (Guest) on July 31, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Abubakar (Guest) on July 27, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 22, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 25, 2017

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Makame (Guest) on June 24, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rabia (Guest) on June 19, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Safiya (Guest) on June 18, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 15, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 15, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mazrui (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 26, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 18, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 4, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Omar (Guest) on April 4, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 20, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 20, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Yusra (Guest) on March 18, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!