Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 6, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
John Malisa (Guest) on February 4, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Selemani (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Maida (Guest) on January 20, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 26, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
Umi (Guest) on December 4, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Safiya (Guest) on November 6, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 5, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 23, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Aziza (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Issa (Guest) on September 11, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Mariam (Guest) on August 19, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 13, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Makame (Guest) on August 10, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Mashaka (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Rashid (Guest) on August 4, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 23, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
George Tenga (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 8, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Shamsa (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Maneno (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 26, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Maulid (Guest) on June 9, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 1, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Maida (Guest) on May 31, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 14, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 3, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Zainab (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 15, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 14, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 7, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Shamsa (Guest) on March 10, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 21, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 14, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 30, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Muslima (Guest) on January 26, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 20, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪