A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... π! 🥧
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is π (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since π sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? 🤩
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 16, 2017
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Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 18, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Neema (Guest) on October 10, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 28, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 27, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Kazija (Guest) on September 18, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Shabani (Guest) on September 17, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Hassan (Guest) on September 11, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mwanais (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Hassan (Guest) on September 2, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 28, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 27, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 11, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 6, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 4, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Mazrui (Guest) on August 2, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Kahina (Guest) on August 1, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Tabu (Guest) on July 31, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Maida (Guest) on July 13, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 13, 2017
😂 So funny!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 4, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 1, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 27, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Rukia (Guest) on June 24, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Yahya (Guest) on April 28, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 22, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 22, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 18, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 25, 2017
😁 This is gold!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
John Malisa (Guest) on March 19, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 9, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 8, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Masika (Guest) on February 27, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 23, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Shamim (Guest) on February 21, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Hekima (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 21, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 16, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 3, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!