Q: Whatβs bigger than an elephant, but doesnβt weigh anything? π
A: The elephant's ego! π
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji π, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Abdillah (Guest) on April 4, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 1, 2018
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Yusuf (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Raha (Guest) on March 13, 2018
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 8, 2018
π This is pure brilliance!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Zainab (Guest) on March 2, 2018
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Athumani (Guest) on February 26, 2018
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 9, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 9, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Khalifa (Guest) on January 26, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 19, 2018
π Added to my favorites!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Halima (Guest) on January 6, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 4, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 26, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
James Kimani (Guest) on December 21, 2017
π That punchline was epic!
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Khalifa (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Shukuru (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
James Mduma (Guest) on November 24, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Biashara (Guest) on November 24, 2017
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Fadhila (Guest) on November 15, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Raha (Guest) on November 2, 2017
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Maida (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Mashaka (Guest) on October 16, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Sofia (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 4, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Ndoto (Guest) on October 2, 2017
π This is too funny!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Zuhura (Guest) on September 25, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 23, 2017
π This is a keeper!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 17, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Ndoto (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 5, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 2, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 30, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Hekima (Guest) on July 29, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Ahmed (Guest) on July 10, 2017
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 30, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Tambwe (Guest) on June 14, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 13, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2017
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Khalifa (Guest) on May 23, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 22, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 16, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Binti (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦