A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! ๐ท๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. ๐ธ๏ธ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on March 29, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 29, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Amir (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Daudi (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Maida (Guest) on March 3, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 1, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 12, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 7, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 5, 2018
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Kiza (Guest) on January 23, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 18, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on January 16, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 3, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 1, 2018
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Sarafina (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 13, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 23, 2017
๐ Instant mood boost!
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Kazija (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Makame (Guest) on October 7, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 3, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Rubea (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Salum (Guest) on September 21, 2017
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 20, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Maimuna (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Issa (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 3, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Sarafina (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 2, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Habiba (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Ali (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Hassan (Guest) on July 13, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 8, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 7, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Asha (Guest) on July 7, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on June 29, 2017
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Aziza (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 22, 2017
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Rukia (Guest) on May 15, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Amir (Guest) on May 13, 2017
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 10, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Masika (Guest) on May 4, 2017
๐ That punchline was epic!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Amani (Guest) on April 4, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Halimah (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 18, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐