Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! 🌼🥦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? 😄
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Jaffar (Guest) on March 4, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 18, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mwajuma (Guest) on February 5, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Issack (Guest) on February 3, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 20, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 14, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Mustafa (Guest) on January 10, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 9, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 8, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 24, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 24, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 18, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 28, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 23, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mjaka (Guest) on November 11, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
John Kamande (Guest) on November 8, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Bahati (Guest) on November 6, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 4, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Mustafa (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Fatuma (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 20, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 14, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Kahina (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Salima (Guest) on September 2, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 20, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Yusra (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Majid (Guest) on August 15, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 31, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Zainab (Guest) on July 23, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Nashon (Guest) on July 7, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Binti (Guest) on July 6, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Nyota (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 26, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 23, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 21, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Zuhura (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 15, 2017
😅 I needed that!
Nashon (Guest) on June 13, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Josephine (Guest) on June 9, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 8, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Baridi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Saidi (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Salma (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 30, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Nassor (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓