What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? ๐๐
A jumbo dialer! ๐คฃ
Explanation:
This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! ๐๐
Amina (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Fikiri (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 14, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 12, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Majid (Guest) on November 10, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Hekima (Guest) on November 7, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Jaffar (Guest) on October 27, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 24, 2017
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Nasra (Guest) on October 17, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Farida (Guest) on October 11, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mazrui (Guest) on October 3, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Jamal (Guest) on October 1, 2017
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Selemani (Guest) on October 1, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Baridi (Guest) on September 29, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Khadija (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 14, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Mariam (Guest) on September 13, 2017
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 21, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 19, 2017
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 4, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 2, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Bahati (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 6, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on July 2, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 1, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 13, 2017
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Zawadi (Guest) on May 31, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 30, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 20, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 16, 2017
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
John Lissu (Guest) on May 1, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Wande (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 28, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Chiku (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Mashaka (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Shamim (Guest) on April 18, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Hassan (Guest) on April 13, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Khatib (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 5, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Neema (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 14, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 14, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Nassor (Guest) on January 15, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 11, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 6, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Raha (Guest) on January 2, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 1, 2017
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
George Tenga (Guest) on December 26, 2016
๐ Bookmarking this!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 23, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 11, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ