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What did the squirrel give for Valentineโ€™s Day?

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What did the squirrel give for Valentineโ€™s Day? ๐Ÿฟ๏ธโค๏ธ
A nutty love letter! ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿฅœ


Explanation:
This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! ๐Ÿฟ๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿฅœ

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Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ˜•๐Ÿš”

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

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Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„

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๐Ÿ˜† Laughing so hard right now!

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๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!

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Iโ€™ve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโ€™m thinking of making a few more. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ธ

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๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sending this to everyone I know!

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Why donโ€™t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’‰

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Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด

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How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ“ฐ

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿคฃ

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I donโ€™t make mistakes. I date them. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

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Whatโ€™s a pigโ€™s favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹

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Whatโ€™s a vampireโ€™s favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŠ

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Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆท

George Mallya (Guest) on June 25, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐Ÿฆจโš–๏ธ

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโ€™t peeling well! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค’

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Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜…

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Iโ€™ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ถ

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Itโ€™s okay if you donโ€™t like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m still laughing, canโ€™t stop!

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๐Ÿ˜„ You got me!

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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘”

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๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

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Iโ€™m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost two days. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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