Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! π¦π
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 21, 2019
π€£ Sending this now!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 18, 2019
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 11, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 25, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Issa (Guest) on December 14, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 13, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 10, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 2, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Rukia (Guest) on November 30, 2018
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Nasra (Guest) on November 28, 2018
This joke deserves an award! π
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Issa (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Maida (Guest) on November 18, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Maulid (Guest) on November 17, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 15, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Leila (Guest) on November 13, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 23, 2018
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 22, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2018
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 19, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Umi (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 17, 2018
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 9, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 3, 2018
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Safiya (Guest) on August 21, 2018
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Sumaya (Guest) on August 18, 2018
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 8, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 4, 2018
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 13, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 2, 2018
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Selemani (Guest) on June 25, 2018
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Shamim (Guest) on June 15, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 12, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 6, 2018
π I canβt stop laughing!
Zubeida (Guest) on May 30, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Nassar (Guest) on May 18, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Hamida (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 14, 2018
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 2, 2018
π Iβm dying over here!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 1, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Nashon (Guest) on April 29, 2018
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 28, 2018
π Canβt wait to share this!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 10, 2018
π I needed that laugh!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 4, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 29, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 22, 2018
π This one really got me!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 14, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 10, 2018
π€£ This joke is too good!