Why was the math book always worried?

Hawa (Guest) on December 12, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 5, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 5, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Nchi (Guest) on November 30, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 22, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 14, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Bahati (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 9, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 22, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Issa (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 14, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 8, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

John Lissu (Guest) on October 6, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Asha (Guest) on September 29, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Nassar (Guest) on September 28, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 12, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 11, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Nchi (Guest) on September 11, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Sekela (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 5, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 28, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 24, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Leila (Guest) on August 18, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 13, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Zawadi (Guest) on August 5, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Sultan (Guest) on July 22, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 7, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

George Mallya (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Fadhila (Guest) on June 16, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 12, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Rahma (Guest) on June 12, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Hamida (Guest) on June 10, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Zulekha (Guest) on May 28, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 20, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 12, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 7, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 2, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 9, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Shamsa (Guest) on March 31, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 23, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 3, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Yusuf (Guest) on March 1, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

George Mallya (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 15, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 9, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 2, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Nassar (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂