Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 11, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Makame (Guest) on February 20, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

James Malima (Guest) on February 19, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 12, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 9, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

James Kimani (Guest) on February 7, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Kassim (Guest) on February 7, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Abdullah (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Kheri (Guest) on January 27, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mwanais (Guest) on January 24, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 21, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 16, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 5, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Tabu (Guest) on December 31, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Amina (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Wande (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 15, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Salma (Guest) on December 15, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 8, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Ahmed (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 2, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 24, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Rabia (Guest) on October 26, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 26, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Juma (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Zainab (Guest) on October 3, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Sumaya (Guest) on September 23, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 21, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mustafa (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 5, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Halima (Guest) on August 13, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Rukia (Guest) on August 11, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 8, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 7, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mustafa (Guest) on August 2, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 2, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Kiza (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 29, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Neema (Guest) on July 28, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 28, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 23, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 21, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 12, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 3, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Bakari (Guest) on May 28, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 27, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 8, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Zainab (Guest) on May 2, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 1, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Salma (Guest) on April 10, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Kahina (Guest) on April 7, 2018

😄 You got me!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 7, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Zulekha (Guest) on April 7, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Abdillah (Guest) on April 5, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 31, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Omari (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️