Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 19, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Amina (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 26, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Shabani (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on September 19, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 16, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

John Mushi (Guest) on September 13, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Maida (Guest) on September 12, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Faiza (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mchuma (Guest) on August 14, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on August 11, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 11, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nassor (Guest) on August 8, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rabia (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 3, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 31, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 25, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 13, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 9, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Nassor (Guest) on June 27, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 7, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Amina (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Rahma (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 29, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Jafari (Guest) on May 28, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Tabu (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Maimuna (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 3, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 2, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 30, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 26, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Jamila (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 6, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

James Malima (Guest) on April 3, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 28, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 17, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 16, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Rahim (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Sharifa (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 4, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Abubakar (Guest) on March 2, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 25, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Rabia (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Furaha (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 26, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Rashid (Guest) on January 23, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Abdullah (Guest) on January 20, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2017

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 16, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 13, 2017

😂 So funny!