Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: ๐ Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! ๐๐๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on October 12, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Selemani (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on September 21, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on September 20, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Zawadi (Guest) on September 18, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 2, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Faiza (Guest) on August 8, 2018
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Selemani (Guest) on July 30, 2018
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 27, 2018
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Amani (Guest) on July 25, 2018
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 24, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 17, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 6, 2018
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 4, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Issack (Guest) on June 20, 2018
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 19, 2018
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 15, 2018
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 9, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 4, 2018
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Shamim (Guest) on May 13, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Rukia (Guest) on April 27, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Mashaka (Guest) on April 19, 2018
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Tabu (Guest) on April 19, 2018
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on April 13, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Rahim (Guest) on April 12, 2018
๐ Totally hilarious!
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 8, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 1, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 30, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 18, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 15, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on March 7, 2018
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 28, 2018
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 26, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 24, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Rehema (Guest) on February 11, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Chum (Guest) on February 10, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 4, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nashon (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on February 1, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 23, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Mhina (Guest) on January 19, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Zakia (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 28, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Yahya (Guest) on December 27, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 24, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Asha (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐