Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 10, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Masika (Guest) on March 6, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Shukuru (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 11, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 7, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Wande (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 27, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 21, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Zuhura (Guest) on January 20, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 9, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Furaha (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Kiza (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Josephine (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 1, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Hashim (Guest) on December 28, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Halima (Guest) on December 23, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Sultan (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 13, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Zubeida (Guest) on November 22, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 20, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Safiya (Guest) on November 19, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Omar (Guest) on November 18, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 27, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 27, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 16, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 24, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Binti (Guest) on September 12, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Khalifa (Guest) on August 25, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 18, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 17, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 13, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 7, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Asha (Guest) on August 1, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 24, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Nuru (Guest) on July 16, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Selemani (Guest) on June 28, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Tabu (Guest) on June 26, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Salma (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 15, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 7, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Jaffar (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Hawa (Guest) on June 6, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 4, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Hamida (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Shukuru (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 17, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mariam (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 22, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Hassan (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 18, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Salima (Guest) on April 18, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Zulekha (Guest) on April 5, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 30, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 24, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Maneno (Guest) on March 21, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲