The Chatty Carnation! 💬🌸 It just can't stop petal-ing! 🌼😄
Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.
Amani (Guest) on December 26, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Farida (Guest) on December 25, 2018
😄 You got me!
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Hawa (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 14, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
John Kamande (Guest) on December 10, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 30, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 19, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 18, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 13, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 10, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Khalifa (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 16, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 12, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 7, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Ndoto (Guest) on October 6, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 4, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 11, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Omar (Guest) on September 1, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Safiya (Guest) on August 27, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 24, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
James Mduma (Guest) on August 17, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Mohamed (Guest) on August 13, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 10, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 14, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 7, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Omari (Guest) on July 7, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Fikiri (Guest) on June 9, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 8, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 1, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 25, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Zainab (Guest) on May 14, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 10, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Halimah (Guest) on May 6, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 27, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Halima (Guest) on April 20, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
John Kamande (Guest) on April 9, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 26, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 22, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Raha (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 17, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
Umi (Guest) on March 13, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 13, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 13, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 12, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 5, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Tabu (Guest) on February 13, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 21, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 12, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 11, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 10, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 7, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 6, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!