In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Chum (Guest) on January 29, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 29, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Mariam (Guest) on January 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 27, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 26, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 24, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Amina (Guest) on January 11, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 10, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Wande (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 6, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 3, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
Neema (Guest) on December 26, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Nchi (Guest) on December 22, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Ahmed (Guest) on December 14, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 9, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Kiza (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Muslima (Guest) on December 1, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Rahim (Guest) on November 28, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 16, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Rubea (Guest) on November 15, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
John Lissu (Guest) on November 5, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 28, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 11, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Omari (Guest) on October 5, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 28, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Zuhura (Guest) on August 26, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Sekela (Guest) on August 23, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Ahmed (Guest) on August 21, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 12, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 10, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Kiza (Guest) on August 6, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 26, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 24, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Omar (Guest) on July 24, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 23, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Zainab (Guest) on July 9, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 18, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Shamim (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Tabu (Guest) on May 21, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 29, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 25, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 22, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 20, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 18, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Umi (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
John Kamande (Guest) on April 13, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Maneno (Guest) on April 4, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 24, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 22, 2018
😄 Too good!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 18, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 10, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Abubakar (Guest) on March 5, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Nassor (Guest) on February 17, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧