Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! 🌊👻
Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 16, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Rukia (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 6, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Mchuma (Guest) on April 2, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Nuru (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Leila (Guest) on March 19, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 15, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Zakaria (Guest) on March 12, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 18, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 16, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 7, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Rukia (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 30, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Ndoto (Guest) on November 18, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Mashaka (Guest) on November 8, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Kassim (Guest) on October 5, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Yusra (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 23, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Warda (Guest) on September 18, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Kahina (Guest) on September 9, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Salma (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Fatuma (Guest) on September 1, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Fatuma (Guest) on August 30, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 29, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Nahida (Guest) on August 24, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 18, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 4, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 24, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Halimah (Guest) on July 10, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Abdullah (Guest) on July 2, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Azima (Guest) on June 23, 2018
😅 I needed that!
Zakia (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Hassan (Guest) on June 14, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 3, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Wande (Guest) on May 29, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Makame (Guest) on May 25, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Rashid (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 15, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Maneno (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 3, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Sofia (Guest) on April 12, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Juma (Guest) on April 2, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Masika (Guest) on March 23, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 12, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆