Short Answer: π The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ππΌ
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
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π So funny!
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Juma (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 13, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 2, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
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If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
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π Canβt stop laughing!
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Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
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π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
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Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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π Iβm saving this one!
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Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 19, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
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What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
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What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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