Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 15, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 9, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 2, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Omari (Guest) on January 30, 2019

😂 So funny!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 26, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on January 23, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 20, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 17, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Yusuf (Guest) on January 1, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Rahim (Guest) on December 29, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Sumaya (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Maneno (Guest) on December 12, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 3, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

John Mushi (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sofia (Guest) on November 8, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 25, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 22, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 6, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on October 5, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 3, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 23, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 22, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 15, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 26, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Kahina (Guest) on August 13, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 4, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 19, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mgeni (Guest) on June 15, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Kiza (Guest) on June 14, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Salima (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 24, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

George Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Tambwe (Guest) on May 22, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Yusra (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Fadhili (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

James Mduma (Guest) on May 10, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Faiza (Guest) on May 7, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Zubeida (Guest) on May 3, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 29, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 19, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 17, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Hamida (Guest) on April 9, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 6, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 31, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Shamsa (Guest) on March 23, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 21, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 19, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Umi (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 13, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 13, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mgeni (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆