Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! 💌💨
Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Zawadi (Guest) on October 15, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 11, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 10, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Amina (Guest) on October 10, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Shani (Guest) on September 27, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Selemani (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 25, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Umi (Guest) on August 17, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Halimah (Guest) on August 17, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 13, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Shamsa (Guest) on August 11, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 7, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 28, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 20, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 15, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 14, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Nassar (Guest) on July 14, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Rahma (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Zakaria (Guest) on July 5, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 15, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Mashaka (Guest) on June 9, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Warda (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 3, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 31, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Rukia (Guest) on May 21, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 11, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Fadhili (Guest) on May 3, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 27, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Maimuna (Guest) on April 25, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 19, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 13, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 8, 2018
😂 So funny!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 26, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 18, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 9, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Maida (Guest) on February 9, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Rabia (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 5, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 4, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
John Lissu (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 5, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 3, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Makame (Guest) on November 20, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 17, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Bakari (Guest) on November 12, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Jabir (Guest) on November 8, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 3, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!