James Mduma (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 26, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Sekela (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 18, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on October 14, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Nasra (Guest) on October 1, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 17, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Shukuru (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 8, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 28, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 13, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Tabu (Guest) on August 1, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 31, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 12, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 7, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 3, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 22, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 15, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 14, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 11, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 11, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Neema (Guest) on June 3, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Sofia (Guest) on May 30, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mashaka (Guest) on May 22, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Asha (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 18, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 15, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mariam (Guest) on May 14, 2018

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 7, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 1, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 1, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Zubeida (Guest) on April 19, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Jaffar (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 16, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 13, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nashon (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 28, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Muslima (Guest) on March 27, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 13, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 6, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 5, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

James Mduma (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Hawa (Guest) on February 16, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Husna (Guest) on February 5, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Hawa (Guest) on February 4, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Maulid (Guest) on February 3, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 30, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 10, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 7, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 7, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 3, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rukia (Guest) on December 31, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 29, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jafari (Guest) on December 27, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 21, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 16, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 15, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚