Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 21, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Furaha (Guest) on June 16, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 14, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Halima (Guest) on June 3, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Bahati (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 24, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 23, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 22, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 15, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Zubeida (Guest) on April 15, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 13, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

John Kamande (Guest) on April 13, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 10, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Sharifa (Guest) on April 3, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Neema (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 7, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 4, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 28, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 25, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mhina (Guest) on February 10, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 7, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Yusuf (Guest) on February 3, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Hawa (Guest) on January 12, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 11, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 8, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Hekima (Guest) on January 6, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

David Chacha (Guest) on December 23, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Hawa (Guest) on December 21, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 18, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Rashid (Guest) on December 18, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 9, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 3, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Issa (Guest) on November 20, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 1, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Nyota (Guest) on October 31, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 28, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Saidi (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 3, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 27, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 25, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 21, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Tambwe (Guest) on September 21, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nassor (Guest) on September 12, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 3, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 1, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 24, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 21, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 18, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Sumaya (Guest) on August 14, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 13, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Rukia (Guest) on August 10, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 26, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻