Bakari (Guest) on August 13, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Zubeida (Guest) on August 13, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Faiza (Guest) on August 10, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Saidi (Guest) on August 8, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Raha (Guest) on August 7, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 6, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on July 21, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Selemani (Guest) on July 17, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Shani (Guest) on July 17, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 9, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 3, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Safiya (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Zakaria (Guest) on June 19, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Fikiri (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 1, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mwanais (Guest) on May 25, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Kheri (Guest) on May 23, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 13, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mwanais (Guest) on May 10, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mchawi (Guest) on May 8, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 28, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

James Malima (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Abdullah (Guest) on April 23, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Warda (Guest) on April 16, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Fadhila (Guest) on March 27, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 23, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Rabia (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 21, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 20, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Rabia (Guest) on March 15, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Nuru (Guest) on March 12, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Chum (Guest) on March 11, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kahina (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Rabia (Guest) on February 25, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Rubea (Guest) on February 20, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 15, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Zawadi (Guest) on January 24, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Tabu (Guest) on January 16, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 9, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Chiku (Guest) on January 9, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

David Chacha (Guest) on January 9, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 8, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 2, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 24, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Wande (Guest) on December 14, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 12, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Rehema (Guest) on December 8, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Tabu (Guest) on December 2, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Mariam (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Yusuf (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Baridi (Guest) on November 14, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Neema (Guest) on November 10, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 23, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 20, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜