Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! ππ¦·
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Maneno (Guest) on February 7, 2020
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 26, 2020
π This made my day!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 13, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 5, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 22, 2019
π I had to share this with everyone!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 15, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Nassar (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Tambwe (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Fikiri (Guest) on November 25, 2019
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 21, 2019
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2019
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 23, 2019
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 13, 2019
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Selemani (Guest) on October 3, 2019
π Saving this one!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 26, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2019
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 25, 2019
π Bookmarking this!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 24, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 15, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 27, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Baraka (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 12, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Mchawi (Guest) on August 7, 2019
π Canβt wait to share this!
Raha (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Rahim (Guest) on July 30, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Binti (Guest) on July 26, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Mjaka (Guest) on July 23, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Ndoto (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 17, 2019
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 16, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Rahim (Guest) on July 15, 2019
π Pure comedy gold!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2019
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 2, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 28, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 23, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 18, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 12, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Zuhura (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 10, 2019
π You got me!
Mazrui (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 8, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
George Mallya (Guest) on April 22, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Khalifa (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Zainab (Guest) on April 1, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 25, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Amani (Guest) on March 14, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ