Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? 🕵️♀️🍞
A: The Cereal Killer! 🥣🔪
Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽🥣😄
Nyota (Guest) on October 18, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 5, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Sharifa (Guest) on October 4, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Mariam (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 4, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Omari (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 31, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 21, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
Selemani (Guest) on August 5, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Rahim (Guest) on July 21, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Kazija (Guest) on July 19, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Umi (Guest) on July 13, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 12, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Biashara (Guest) on July 10, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Jafari (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 18, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 18, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Yahya (Guest) on June 16, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 11, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Rashid (Guest) on May 23, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 6, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Maida (Guest) on April 27, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Yusuf (Guest) on April 23, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Salima (Guest) on April 20, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Mustafa (Guest) on April 19, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Mariam (Guest) on April 17, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 27, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 5, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 20, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 6, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 27, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 25, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 24, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Rubea (Guest) on January 3, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 30, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 16, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 27, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 26, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 10, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Ndoto (Guest) on November 3, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 26, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Rehema (Guest) on October 25, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 16, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 7, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁