What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

Jamal (Guest) on December 25, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Zakaria (Guest) on December 21, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 6, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 6, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Issa (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Khalifa (Guest) on November 27, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 25, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Hashim (Guest) on October 31, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 14, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 13, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mwanais (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 18, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 12, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 5, 2019

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 25, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Jamila (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Abdullah (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Kazija (Guest) on August 1, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Juma (Guest) on July 26, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 24, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 21, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 13, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 4, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 17, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 16, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 14, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 4, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 31, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 29, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 22, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 22, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Yusra (Guest) on May 20, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 8, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 8, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Abubakar (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

James Mduma (Guest) on April 2, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Mwanais (Guest) on April 2, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 11, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Nassar (Guest) on March 8, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Abdullah (Guest) on February 27, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Josephine (Guest) on February 23, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Fadhila (Guest) on February 13, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 13, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 6, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 6, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 20, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Safiya (Guest) on January 19, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 12, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Zuhura (Guest) on January 9, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 4, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Athumani (Guest) on January 2, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rahma (Guest) on December 30, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 25, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔