What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? ๐๐
A jumbo dialer! ๐คฃ
Explanation:
This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! ๐๐
Kazija (Guest) on October 6, 2019
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Majid (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Shabani (Guest) on October 4, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 15, 2019
๐ Instant mood boost!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 6, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mwanais (Guest) on August 5, 2019
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Kiza (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 29, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 24, 2019
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 20, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Amani (Guest) on June 15, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 14, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Kheri (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rubea (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Hamida (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 26, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 24, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Fikiri (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Masika (Guest) on March 31, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Fatuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 26, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Muslima (Guest) on February 25, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2019
๐ This one really got me!
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on February 10, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Binti (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nuru (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 8, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 5, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 1, 2019
๐ Still cracking up!
Habiba (Guest) on December 23, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 16, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Farida (Guest) on December 14, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 12, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 30, 2018
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Shani (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Abdullah (Guest) on November 6, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2018
๐ Saving this one!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 13, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Sekela (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on September 27, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Omari (Guest) on September 19, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐