What do you call a left-handed dog?

Baridi (Guest) on October 9, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on September 25, 2019

😄 You got me!

Umi (Guest) on September 22, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 4, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 1, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 20, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 17, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 14, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 8, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 7, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 5, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on August 3, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 1, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 19, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Leila (Guest) on July 15, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 11, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 11, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Zuhura (Guest) on July 1, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nyota (Guest) on June 29, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 23, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Selemani (Guest) on June 20, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 19, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Fikiri (Guest) on June 19, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 13, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 25, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Issa (Guest) on May 11, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 28, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 22, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 12, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 9, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 9, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Arifa (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 28, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 23, 2019

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 21, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Abdillah (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 16, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 8, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Zawadi (Guest) on March 2, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 27, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Daudi (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Shani (Guest) on February 8, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 5, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 27, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Biashara (Guest) on January 8, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Neema (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 8, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬