Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 19, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Baraka (Guest) on November 15, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Saidi (Guest) on November 13, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 9, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Athumani (Guest) on November 4, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 3, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Rubea (Guest) on November 2, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 2, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Zawadi (Guest) on November 1, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Raha (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 19, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Jamal (Guest) on October 16, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Kheri (Guest) on October 14, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Muslima (Guest) on October 14, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Husna (Guest) on October 11, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 10, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 3, 2019

😂 So funny!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 29, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Nahida (Guest) on September 16, 2019

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 1, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Saidi (Guest) on August 27, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 26, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Sumaya (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 20, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Jamila (Guest) on August 13, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 7, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 4, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 30, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 25, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 18, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 7, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 28, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 22, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mjaka (Guest) on June 21, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Salum (Guest) on June 15, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 30, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on May 23, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Aziza (Guest) on May 18, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Omar (Guest) on May 13, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 13, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Majid (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 4, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Shukuru (Guest) on May 4, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Zakia (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Omar (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 30, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 22, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Amani (Guest) on March 2, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Zuhura (Guest) on February 23, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Latifa (Guest) on February 19, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 12, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Zakaria (Guest) on January 24, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 23, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻