What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 3, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Latifa (Guest) on November 23, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Tabu (Guest) on November 22, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 21, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Kheri (Guest) on November 10, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 5, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 31, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 23, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 9, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Latifa (Guest) on October 4, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Yahya (Guest) on October 2, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 24, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 10, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 6, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 3, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Binti (Guest) on August 30, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Zakia (Guest) on August 29, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Salma (Guest) on August 27, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 16, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on August 7, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Kazija (Guest) on August 2, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 17, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 13, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Nahida (Guest) on July 11, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Umi (Guest) on June 28, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Fadhili (Guest) on June 27, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Ali (Guest) on June 24, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 16, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 30, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 23, 2019

😄 What a joke!

John Lissu (Guest) on May 20, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Amir (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 19, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Latifa (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Abubakari (Guest) on May 14, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

George Tenga (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mariam (Guest) on May 7, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 6, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 3, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Sekela (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Khamis (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Rahma (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Muslima (Guest) on March 29, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Amina (Guest) on March 19, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 3, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 19, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 30, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Farida (Guest) on January 30, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 27, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 23, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Salum (Guest) on January 20, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!