What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
๐น A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Explanation:
The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? ๐ฅ๐
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