Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! ๐ฆโพ๏ธ
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! ๐คฃ
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How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 19, 2019
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Zainab (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Arifa (Guest) on August 13, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 30, 2019
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
John Lissu (Guest) on July 29, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 24, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Hamida (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Wande (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Jabir (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Nashon (Guest) on June 30, 2019
๐ This one really got me!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 27, 2019
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Nassor (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 22, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Hawa (Guest) on May 16, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Kassim (Guest) on May 14, 2019
๐ You got me good!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 14, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on April 28, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 22, 2019
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 20, 2019
๐ That punchline!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 19, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 16, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 13, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 10, 2019
๐ Sharing right away!
Faiza (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on March 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 9, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Wande (Guest) on March 8, 2019
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Habiba (Guest) on February 21, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 2, 2019
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Mgeni (Guest) on February 1, 2019
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 12, 2019
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2019
๐ Saving this one!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 30, 2018
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on December 20, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Jabir (Guest) on December 1, 2018
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Ndoto (Guest) on November 15, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Nassor (Guest) on November 5, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Faiza (Guest) on October 27, 2018
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Furaha (Guest) on October 21, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Maulid (Guest) on October 19, 2018
๐ Nailed it!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 4, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on September 28, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Abubakar (Guest) on September 28, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด