What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 11, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 6, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 23, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 22, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 15, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Zuhura (Guest) on March 7, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Husna (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 17, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 9, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 7, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Selemani (Guest) on January 29, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 23, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 22, 2020

😁 This is gold!

John Malisa (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 12, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Zuhura (Guest) on December 4, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Safiya (Guest) on December 3, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 30, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 6, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Maimuna (Guest) on November 4, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Zawadi (Guest) on November 1, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 1, 2019

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Shukuru (Guest) on October 28, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Sultan (Guest) on October 27, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 26, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

George Tenga (Guest) on October 21, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 12, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 8, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 1, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Sultan (Guest) on August 29, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 27, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Abubakar (Guest) on August 23, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Yusra (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Hekima (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Chiku (Guest) on July 25, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 22, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 18, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 10, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Farida (Guest) on June 28, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Nashon (Guest) on June 22, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 21, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 11, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Amir (Guest) on May 28, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 23, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 20, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 14, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Nuru (Guest) on May 13, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Chiku (Guest) on May 13, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mchuma (Guest) on April 30, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Shamsa (Guest) on April 27, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 18, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅