Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Khamis (Guest) on September 24, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on September 22, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 8, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Binti (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 25, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

James Mduma (Guest) on August 24, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Husna (Guest) on August 22, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 13, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Masika (Guest) on August 12, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 11, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Rukia (Guest) on August 11, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 4, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Umi (Guest) on July 31, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Jamal (Guest) on July 23, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 22, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Halima (Guest) on July 15, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Khadija (Guest) on June 30, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on June 17, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on June 3, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 18, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Maneno (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

John Kamande (Guest) on April 25, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 20, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Daudi (Guest) on April 15, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Chum (Guest) on March 29, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 23, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Warda (Guest) on March 18, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Yusuf (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mhina (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Rubea (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Yusra (Guest) on February 14, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 13, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 3, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Sumaya (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Zulekha (Guest) on January 14, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Salum (Guest) on January 9, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Majid (Guest) on December 28, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 23, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Warda (Guest) on December 18, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 16, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Makame (Guest) on December 15, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 13, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Omari (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 23, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Majid (Guest) on November 23, 2019

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

George Tenga (Guest) on November 17, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

David Chacha (Guest) on November 9, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Abdillah (Guest) on November 3, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 30, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪