Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 1, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Salma (Guest) on July 29, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 26, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 17, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 17, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 15, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Zuhura (Guest) on July 14, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Azima (Guest) on July 10, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 22, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 18, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 8, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 6, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mustafa (Guest) on May 25, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 24, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 19, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 17, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 26, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 23, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 21, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 17, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 8, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Maimuna (Guest) on March 27, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 19, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Zuhura (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Khatib (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 23, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

James Malima (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on February 17, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Abubakar (Guest) on February 12, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Hamida (Guest) on February 1, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 31, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Zainab (Guest) on January 29, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 25, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nahida (Guest) on January 24, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 22, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 20, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Chiku (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 15, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

James Malima (Guest) on January 14, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 5, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Kazija (Guest) on December 21, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 13, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 12, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Sharifa (Guest) on December 9, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

James Kimani (Guest) on November 18, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on November 17, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 12, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 11, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Zubeida (Guest) on November 6, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️