Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! 🐔💀
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 23, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 21, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
John Malisa (Guest) on March 15, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Jaffar (Guest) on March 14, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Mjaka (Guest) on March 12, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 6, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 5, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 4, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Sarafina (Guest) on March 3, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 3, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Salima (Guest) on March 3, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 2, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 26, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 24, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 22, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Majid (Guest) on January 26, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Makame (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 21, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 15, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Jaffar (Guest) on January 15, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 5, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 5, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 15, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Halima (Guest) on December 13, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
George Mallya (Guest) on December 11, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Khatib (Guest) on December 11, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 9, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 1, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Asha (Guest) on November 22, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Latifa (Guest) on October 29, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Maimuna (Guest) on October 28, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Hassan (Guest) on October 16, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Josephine (Guest) on October 16, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 14, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 13, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 26, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 26, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Shamim (Guest) on September 13, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Juma (Guest) on September 8, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Jamal (Guest) on August 31, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Zakia (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 17, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Kassim (Guest) on August 16, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 19, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Salum (Guest) on July 16, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Fadhili (Guest) on July 14, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 6, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 4, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Mjaka (Guest) on July 3, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Mhina (Guest) on July 2, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Nuru (Guest) on June 29, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Zakaria (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥