Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Leila (Guest) on March 1, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Nchi (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 14, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Nahida (Guest) on February 3, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Khalifa (Guest) on January 27, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 26, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Khamis (Guest) on January 23, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Leila (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 25, 2020

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Nashon (Guest) on December 19, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 15, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 9, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 27, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 19, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 10, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 26, 2020

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 23, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 22, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 10, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 7, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Khadija (Guest) on September 28, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

David Chacha (Guest) on September 21, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 17, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 12, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Saidi (Guest) on September 10, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 9, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 2, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Khalifa (Guest) on August 13, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Nassor (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nasra (Guest) on July 27, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Maneno (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 6, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Hassan (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Shamsa (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 31, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 31, 2020

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 18, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on May 14, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 10, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 27, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 26, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Nyota (Guest) on April 25, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 12, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Kassim (Guest) on April 12, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 4, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Omar (Guest) on March 19, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 18, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 16, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Tambwe (Guest) on March 7, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 5, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 25, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Shani (Guest) on February 22, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️