Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 29, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 29, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Safiya (Guest) on January 14, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Umi (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 23, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 9, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 6, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Warda (Guest) on November 5, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Zuhura (Guest) on November 4, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mohamed (Guest) on November 1, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Rehema (Guest) on October 15, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Halimah (Guest) on October 7, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Abdillah (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Yusra (Guest) on October 3, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Issack (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 25, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 2, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Chiku (Guest) on August 11, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Hassan (Guest) on August 5, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Issa (Guest) on July 2, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 29, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Amina (Guest) on June 18, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Latifa (Guest) on June 17, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 17, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Baridi (Guest) on May 26, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rubea (Guest) on May 20, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Shamim (Guest) on May 15, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Rubea (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Amani (Guest) on May 11, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 2, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mchawi (Guest) on April 30, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 27, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Nyota (Guest) on April 23, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 13, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mchuma (Guest) on April 10, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 7, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 3, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Makame (Guest) on March 31, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Leila (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Ali (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 4, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 2, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 27, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mgeni (Guest) on February 25, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 24, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mwanais (Guest) on February 22, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Juma (Guest) on February 16, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 6, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 19, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼