A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
George Mallya (Guest) on October 23, 2020
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Shani (Guest) on October 18, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Omar (Guest) on October 18, 2020
๐ Perfect joke!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 12, 2020
๐ Saving this one!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 7, 2020
๐ So funny!
Asha (Guest) on September 24, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 15, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
John Malisa (Guest) on September 9, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Sofia (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Raha (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 23, 2020
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 9, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 31, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on July 25, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 22, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
Mustafa (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 14, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Bakari (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Halima (Guest) on June 15, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Abubakar (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Ali (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Issa (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 28, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Mashaka (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on April 11, 2020
๐ I needed that!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on April 7, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 1, 2020
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Nashon (Guest) on March 31, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Daudi (Guest) on March 31, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Umi (Guest) on March 18, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 17, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 16, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on March 12, 2020
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 11, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Kheri (Guest) on March 10, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Zakia (Guest) on February 17, 2020
๐ Gotta save this!
Sekela (Guest) on February 13, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Salum (Guest) on January 21, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Salima (Guest) on January 1, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Halimah (Guest) on December 21, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ