What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! ๐
Explanation:
This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji ๐ adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 16, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 15, 2020
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 12, 2020
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 9, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on September 22, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Mariam (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 14, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 26, 2020
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 26, 2020
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Jafari (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 16, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Chum (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 12, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on August 7, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Furaha (Guest) on July 31, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Azima (Guest) on July 24, 2020
๐ Too good!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 21, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 13, 2020
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 9, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 9, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Hawa (Guest) on July 5, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Mchawi (Guest) on June 30, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Kheri (Guest) on June 25, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 25, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Fadhila (Guest) on June 21, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 1, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Salima (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 26, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Amir (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Masika (Guest) on May 8, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on April 26, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 14, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Rahim (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 20, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Fatuma (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 28, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 20, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 13, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Khamis (Guest) on January 29, 2020
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 29, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 24, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 17, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 15, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Rukia (Guest) on January 14, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 10, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Mariam (Guest) on January 4, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
John Malisa (Guest) on January 1, 2020
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 29, 2019
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 28, 2019
๐ This is too funny!