Husna (Guest) on October 6, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 2, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Ndoto (Guest) on September 30, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Chum (Guest) on September 28, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 27, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 17, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 14, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Hekima (Guest) on September 5, 2020

😁 This made my day!

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 31, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 25, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Asha (Guest) on August 21, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Omari (Guest) on August 8, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Biashara (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 3, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 29, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Biashara (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mjaka (Guest) on July 20, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Maneno (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Yusuf (Guest) on July 11, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 21, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Hawa (Guest) on June 21, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Rashid (Guest) on June 16, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 15, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Arifa (Guest) on June 15, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Abubakari (Guest) on June 10, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Halima (Guest) on May 30, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Nassor (Guest) on May 18, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 16, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Jamal (Guest) on May 13, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 13, 2020

😄 You got me!

Zuhura (Guest) on May 8, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 28, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mwanais (Guest) on April 11, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 7, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Zawadi (Guest) on April 6, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Nasra (Guest) on March 29, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Zawadi (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 18, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Nassar (Guest) on March 17, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Zulekha (Guest) on March 2, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Halima (Guest) on February 18, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 16, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 8, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 21, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Khalifa (Guest) on January 21, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Leila (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Shani (Guest) on December 26, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 23, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Rukia (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Bakari (Guest) on December 18, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋