What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 10, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on January 4, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 30, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Majid (Guest) on December 26, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 20, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Sekela (Guest) on December 11, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 8, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Khatib (Guest) on December 7, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Warda (Guest) on December 5, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

George Tenga (Guest) on November 27, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 10, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 7, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Asha (Guest) on November 2, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Latifa (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 20, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Kiza (Guest) on October 20, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Nuru (Guest) on October 6, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 3, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 2, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 28, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 25, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 12, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 8, 2020

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 6, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Amir (Guest) on September 5, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Umi (Guest) on August 26, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 7, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Khatib (Guest) on August 4, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 20, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 11, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 9, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Abdullah (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Makame (Guest) on July 2, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 23, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 10, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Zuhura (Guest) on May 3, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Binti (Guest) on May 2, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Kiza (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 24, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 2, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 29, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mustafa (Guest) on February 17, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Issack (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 7, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 23, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Zakaria (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Hekima (Guest) on January 19, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 5, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Shani (Guest) on December 19, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 11, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!