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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโ€™s Day?

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Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"


Explanation: The calculator said this to express its commitment to the other calculator on Valentine's Day, using a play on words with "counting." The phrase "You can count on me" is often used to reassure someone of one's trustworthiness, but in this case, the calculator adds a twist by referring to its primary function of counting. The use of the word "love" implies affection, humorously suggesting that even calculators can have a romantic side. The cheerful tone and the emoji help enhance the lightheartedness of the response.

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Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 

Kazija (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Donโ€™t make me adult today. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 29, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 29, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

James Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 24, 2020

๐Ÿ˜„ Too good!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 14, 2020

๐Ÿ˜‚ Sharing right away!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I donโ€™t need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฌ

Amir (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 23, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 20, 2020

Iโ€™ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Tabu (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโ€™t say that' to 'What the heck, letโ€™s see what happens'. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 14, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 26, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐Ÿงน๐ŸŽ‰

James Malima (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 21, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Mazrui (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ›„๐Ÿš

Chum (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Why donโ€™t skeletons play music in church? Because they donโ€™t have organs! โ›ช๐ŸŽถ

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•

Chum (Guest) on June 2, 2020

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Khadija (Guest) on May 31, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโ€ฆ ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธโœ‰๏ธ

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 30, 2020

Donโ€™t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 29, 2020

๐Ÿ˜„ Perfect joke!

Tambwe (Guest) on May 26, 2020

Why donโ€™t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 22, 2020

I love long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Aziza (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Why donโ€™t koalas count as bears? They donโ€™t have the koalifications! ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ“

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 5, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Why canโ€™t you trust stairs? Because theyโ€™re always up to something! ๐Ÿ›—๐Ÿค”

Binti (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ

Saidi (Guest) on April 29, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโ€™t fit them in their trunks! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ

Rukia (Guest) on April 25, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโ€™s not flying! โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 13, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฃ

Nassor (Guest) on April 4, 2020

You canโ€™t make everyone happy. Youโ€™re not pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Baraka (Guest) on April 3, 2020

I havenโ€™t even gone to bed yet, and I already canโ€™t wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜†

Omar (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’”

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜†

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 28, 2020

I canโ€™t believe how funny this is! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Amani (Guest) on March 25, 2020

๐Ÿคฃ That punchline was unexpected!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ

Amina (Guest) on March 14, 2020

I like long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 25, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฟ

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 23, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 20, 2020

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Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 13, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ผ

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 13, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž

Abubakari (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”

Husna (Guest) on January 15, 2020

Whatโ€™s a pigโ€™s favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Chiku (Guest) on January 14, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐Ÿคฃ

Abubakari (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I donโ€™t trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ

Masika (Guest) on December 30, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Iโ€™d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค

Rabia (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mazrui (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Iโ€™d agree with you but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 8, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ”ฅ

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