Ladha ya bia ya 1 hadi ya 6..
Kwa wanywaji wazuri wa bia,
chupa ya kwanza 🍺 huwa haileti hisia yoyote. Mnywaji humaliza chupa hiyo bila kuona matokeo yoyote zaidi ya kupoza koo… Na mara nyingi huwa mkimya, pengine huwa anasoma gazeti lake au kwa siku hizi anawasiliana na ndugu na jamaa kupitia simu yake.
chupa ya pili 🍺🍺 kimsingi ndipo mazungumzo ya awali na wanywaji jirani huanza na haya huwa mazungumzo ya busara, yakihusu muelekeo wa ligi mbalimbali, siasa, idadi za ajali na kadhalika na wakati huu hata takwimu hutolewa zilizo sahihi….
Mtu anaweza kukutajia wachezaji wote wa ligi daraja la tatu la huko Ujerumani bila kukosea, hata idadi ya wachezaji wa Yanga bila kukosea.. Ila wakati huu kama unaanzisha mashindano ya kucheua ni wakati mzuri kwani bia ya pili huongeza hisia za kucheua.
Bia ya tatu 🍺🍺🍺 huanza kumfanya mnywaji aanze kusikia furaha na pia huu huwa wakati ambapo karanga na korosho huliwa sana…. Pamoja na mazungumzo kuhusu mpira na siasa, ghafla mazungumzo kuhusu michepuko huanza kujitokeza…..
Bia ya nne 🍺🍺🍺🍺 huanza kusababisha masikio yaanze kupoteza nguvu za kusikia kwani utaona mnywaji ghafla amepandisha sauti, na ukijumlisha na kuwa baa zetu huwa na muziki una kelele utadhani waliopo wote wana matatizo ya kusikia….. bia hii humsaidia kuongea kwa nguvu kushindana na kelele za muziki.
Bia ya tano 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 ni hatari kidogo kwani ukiinuka kwenda chooni mara nyingi unarudi hujafunga zipu……na kipindi hiki ni kibaya kwa wanywaji wa kike maana unaweza kumkuta akienda chooni akijiangalia kwenye kioo anaanza kulia peke yake na kulalamika; ‘Mi sipendwi mpaka leo sijaolewa’ au ‘ Mume wangu sijui yukoje hanijali’
Japokuwa lazima isemwe ukweli ukifikisha bia hii, maisha ni raha sana unaweza ukaanzisha shoo ya kukata mauno katikati ya baa na kudai wewe ni mkali kuliko Shilole.
Kuanzia bia ya sita 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 na kuendelea, chochote utakachosema au kufanya ni wazi kesho yake asubuhi utajilaumu sana. ……. …Kuna watu husema ukilewa ndipo unakuwa mkweli, hivyo basi wakati huu hata bosi wako akitokeza unamueleza ukweli jinsi alivyo fala na hajui kuendesha kampuni.
Au unasema ukweli jinsi unavyompenda mke wa jirani yako ambaye mmekaa mnakunywa naye. Kimsingi uwezekano wa kutapika pia upo karibu na kama umekaa na mchumba wako huu ni muda ambao pia uchumba unaweza kuvunjika…….
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 21, 2017
😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!
Neema (Guest) on May 28, 2017
😄 Kichekesho gani!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 9, 2017
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Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 17, 2017
😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 29, 2017
Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂
George Mallya (Guest) on January 27, 2017
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Kazija (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 11, 2017
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 11, 2017
Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 20, 2016
🤣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!
Umi (Guest) on November 17, 2016
🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 13, 2016
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Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 20, 2016
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John Lissu (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭
Leila (Guest) on October 6, 2016
🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!
Hamida (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂
Sharifa (Guest) on September 18, 2016
😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 2, 2016
Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅
Mariam (Guest) on August 18, 2016
😂 Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!
John Lissu (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 28, 2016
Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 18, 2016
😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!
Omar (Guest) on May 28, 2016
😅 Bado ninacheka!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 15, 2016
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 5, 2016
😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 26, 2016
🤣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 3, 2016
Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 21, 2016
Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 14, 2016
Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣
Bahati (Guest) on January 29, 2016
😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 21, 2016
Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆
Azima (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Asante Ackyshine
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂
Maulid (Guest) on October 23, 2015
😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2015
😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 5, 2015
😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!
Salima (Guest) on September 4, 2015
😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!
Latifa (Guest) on August 30, 2015
😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 20, 2015
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Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2015
😄 Kichekesho kamili!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 15, 2015
Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 11, 2015
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Ali (Guest) on July 7, 2015
😄 Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 25, 2015
😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 13, 2015
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