Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 3, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Hawa (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Rabia (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 4, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Kiza (Guest) on November 9, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 8, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 30, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 28, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 19, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Furaha (Guest) on October 18, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Tabu (Guest) on October 16, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 16, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Kazija (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 14, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Azima (Guest) on September 12, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Abubakar (Guest) on September 10, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 30, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 29, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Hashim (Guest) on August 24, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Faiza (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 2, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 1, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 30, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 30, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 17, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Zulekha (Guest) on July 13, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Mchuma (Guest) on July 9, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Maulid (Guest) on July 5, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Faiza (Guest) on June 28, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 27, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Nyota (Guest) on June 15, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 26, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Fatuma (Guest) on April 27, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Baraka (Guest) on April 21, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Khamis (Guest) on March 31, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 31, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 29, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Yusra (Guest) on March 28, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 25, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 24, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 16, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 11, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 28, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 27, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 24, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Rashid (Guest) on February 23, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
John Kamande (Guest) on February 21, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 19, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!