Short Answer:
Because he wanted to be a "paws"itive role model! 🐾😄
Explanation:
The dog kept tripping because he wanted to show everyone that even if you stumble sometimes, you can still keep moving forward with a pawsitive attitude! This playful answer adds a funny twist by using a pun with "paws" (instead of positive) to highlight the dog's determination to be a good example. The paw-print emoji adds an extra touch of joy and cuteness to the response.
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😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Makame (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 24, 2021
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I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 17, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 16, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 12, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Salum (Guest) on June 6, 2021
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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John Mwangi (Guest) on April 23, 2021
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Asha (Guest) on April 22, 2021
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😁 Best laugh of the day!
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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😄 Nailed it!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 5, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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😄 This is pure brilliance!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 25, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 24, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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😁 This just made my day!
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When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️