Where do pencils go for vacation?

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mwanais (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 11, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 11, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Omar (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 25, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 13, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Nashon (Guest) on July 5, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 2, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 23, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 16, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 15, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 1, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 29, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 22, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 8, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 2, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Warda (Guest) on April 28, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mazrui (Guest) on April 18, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Shani (Guest) on April 15, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Athumani (Guest) on April 5, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 4, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

James Malima (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 31, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Selemani (Guest) on March 20, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mazrui (Guest) on March 18, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 17, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

John Lissu (Guest) on March 7, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Shamim (Guest) on March 1, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Rahim (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 17, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Josephine (Guest) on February 16, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Saidi (Guest) on February 14, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 11, 2021

😆 Bookmarking this!

Tambwe (Guest) on February 10, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 1, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 16, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Ndoto (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Zakia (Guest) on December 20, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Salma (Guest) on December 20, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 8, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 2, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Kiza (Guest) on November 29, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 25, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 17, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Zuhura (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 9, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 8, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 3, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Raha (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂